One of the six bullet points* under the Conservatives' hugely expensive "Are you thinking what we're thinking?" ad-campaign at the 2005 general election was 'Cleaner hospitals'.
They lost very badly.
The Goblin King now has decided to adopt exactly this pledge as the main plank of his next general election campaign.
Jesus H Christ, what goes around comes around, doesn't it?
*Those six bullet points look pretty good to me.
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